Conquer the Krudzu


I’m not a very good housekeeper.

That’s pretty scary to admit in this group of ladies! It’s not that my home is trashed out all the time—but it is every now and then, especially when things are hectic. It’s also not that I have a wide slobbish streak. I don’t. There’s no food stuck to my table and counters, and your feet won’t stick to my floors, but I do caution visitors to keep their shoes on because the chances of dirt on the floor is fairly high. Even with sweeping daily there’s often dirt on my floors because we live in the country and how many people go in and out the doors. But it’s not the ground-in, always-there dirt.

Sometimes when people come to my house I cringe. Suddenly I see the little spider web laced along the legs of a cabinet, and the dust clinging to the air vents in the living room. Of course, that’s also when the dust bunnies come out of hiding and scurry around. But to be honest, what makes me cringe the most is the clutter that’s camped in every corner.

Let me tell you something I’ve noticed about clutter. Once it starts in one little corner, it quickly spreads like Kudzu until it overtakes everything. It becomes krudzu.

This happened to me and I don’t recommend it to anyone. Since I’m not a stellar, methodical housekeeper, the clutter kept creeping.

So what’s a challenged housekeeper to do?

If you’re like me and you aren’t a housekeeper who consistently cleans according to a routine, try to ride the cleaning spree wave. Every now and then I get in the mood to clean and when I do, I try to milk it for all it’s worth. There’s a few things I do to help me make the most of my cleaning spree.

**Assign jobs to the children. This does two things: gets them involved in the cleaning and also keeps them productively busy as you power-clean. The jobs you assign do not have to be right there with you. Depending on their ages, they can wash windows, bleach shower curtains, clean their rooms, pick up the yard, hunt dust bunnies, whatever, but you do not want them lying around watching you work. That isn’t good for anyone! I might have one helping me as an assistant, but usually it’s just one child helping me while the others check back with me as they finish an assigned chore.

**Work fast. Have the mindset that you’re going to conquer the clutter in that corner, and do it. Don’t hem-haw around deciding whether you should keep something or not. You know those tests that tell you to go with your initial response? This is a good time for that policy. (This is one reason why I often do this declutter step by myself—there’s no children to see what I’ve thrown out.)

**Start in one corner. Go for the worse offender. Don’t settle for a lick-and-a-promise when you’re in a cleaning mood! Sort into piles. Stuff to throw out, stuff the kids need to take care of and stuff to haul off to the Salvation Army. Don’t consider that corner done until it’s polished and the dust bunnies are eliminated.

**Once that corner is done move to another area, preferably close to where you started so you’re increasing your decluttered and clean zone.

**Munch on snacks if need be to keep your energy level up. For me this is important. Without snacks I’d run out of steam and my cleaning spree would be over before I was ready to quit. I don’t stop for big snacks, but rather grab something that I can pop in my mouth and keep working.

**Change your menu plans to an easy-fix meal. Even if it’s just pancakes or peanut-butter and jelly, it’s worth it if it helps getting some in-depth cleaning done!

There are ways to accomplish housework, even if you’re not a stellar, methodical housekeeper. Remember, what works for one person won’t necessarily work for another. Find what works for you and do it. My cleaning sprees come several times a year and when they come, I work fast and milk it for all it’s worth. When I’m done, the krudzu is gone and it’s the equivalent of a spring cleaning—even if it’s in October.

So tell me, do you have some unusual ways you accomplish your housework?

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Patty Wysong has written 34 articles on this blog.

Since Patty quit running from God's call on her life, she's been happy. Life is never dull for her as she juggles being a wife, a homeschooling mom of five, bookkeeper of their family business, teaching online blogging classes, and her writing. In addition to drinking black cherry kool-aid from china tea cups, she loves weaving lessons that she's learned into short stories and devotionals, most of which can be found on her blog Patterings. You can also find Patty at The Barn Door, the Internet Cafe and Adding Zest, a site for Christian women who want to add some zest to their love nest.

13 Responses to Conquer the Krudzu
  1. Nicole
    November 3, 2009 | 8:54 am

    I actually do mine by an acronym I stole from a neighbor several years ago, and modified to fit my life:
    Monday ~ Mounds of Laundry and Mop It Monday
    Tuesday ~ Toilets Tuesday (and all that's in the room with it)
    Wednesday ~ Wipe It Wednesday (dusting and extra good counter cleaning)
    Thursday ~ Tidy Up Thursday (move piles from one from to another)
    Friday ~ Finish Up Laundry and Floors Friday (basically a redo of Monday, but with vacuuming.)

    Sadly, it does keep me pretty much on track.

    Speaking of which .. the toilets are calling to me .. It's Tuesday!

    Nicole

  2. Joanne Sher
    November 3, 2009 | 10:06 am

    This is GREAT, Patty (AND Nicole!). I love your idea of expanding the clean zone instead of hopping around the house! Makes it look more impressive, I think.

  3. Desi
    November 3, 2009 | 10:26 am

    I pretty much NEVER have time to clean, but my house thinks that it should be cleaned every day- Go figure- or it decides to regurgitate all of the things the children have shoved in, under, on and around into a big mess all over the floors!

    My house and I have made a deal, however… on 'normal' days, I have agreed to set a timer for 15 minutes, 4 times a day, and scurry about trying to beat my children in a race to see who can pick up the most things from the most rooms and return them to their proper places!

    My house and I also had to come to some sort of agreement, seeing as I am attempting to fix all the yuckiness of the previous owners, that on construction days, the house MAY NOT regurgitate ANYTHING, even if the timer doesn't get set. It is required to keep all the bits and pieces hidden in half way decent looking piles until we once again arrive at a 'normal' day and go back to regular rules.

    We are still in negotiation about that one!

    :)

  4. Patty Wysong
    November 3, 2009 | 10:28 am

    LoL–I LOVE it Nicole! My brain works that way so that would work for me much better than an elaborate cleaning schedule! So cool! Thanks for sharing that! =]

    Yes, Joanne, it does make it look more impressive and it FEELS more impressive too! And for those of us who are cleaning challenged, that impressive feeling goes a long way! LoL

  5. Patty Wysong
    November 3, 2009 | 10:34 am

    ROFL–A house that regurgitates! I KNOW exactly what you're talking about! I do!! And I understand about construction days! We built our house (my hubster is a contractor) while we lived in it…with 4 little ones playing around our feet. I LOVE your idea of setting the timer for 15 minutes a few times a day and scurrying! I don't set the timer, but I DO tell my kids '30 minutes of FAST work…'

    Great idea, Desi! Thanks!! =]

  6. Mrs. Lady Sofia
    November 3, 2009 | 11:55 am

    I don't have any "unusual" ways to do housework. I do keep a schedule though, so I know what chores I will be doing on certain days. Sometimes, I will have to alter my schedule if I have to go to run errands, or take my mom on various errands. Without a schedule, I would just wander around the house all day aimlessly wondering, "What do I do next?" I know cleaning house in this fashion would drive most women nuts, but I am very particular about schedules and being organized. It's one of my "faults."

    Oh, as a side note, now that I am a full-time homemaker and cleaning my home on a regular basis, the more areas I find that need cleaning. Is this just me, or does this happen with other people as well?

  7. Eevee
    November 3, 2009 | 12:42 pm

    LOVED the TRUTH that was spoken on your post!

    Ha…and to think that I thought boy… I must be the only woman here in blog world that's a little challenged in this area ;)
    Yeaaa…I'm not alone :)

    What I have recently began doing and it works out great is speed cleaning every corner of the house on Mondays along with the kids.

    Fri-Sun regular pick-ups here and there but my husband doesn't like me doing any house cleaning on the weekends so that I won't be distracted & we can spend every min. during the weekend as a family either on outings or just hanging out together in living room.

    Every morning and evening though its standard procedure ;) to have the kids clean upstairs before breakfast and after dinner.

    This system has worked pretty darn good for us.

    Blessings,
    Eevee

  8. Patty Wysong
    November 3, 2009 | 1:37 pm

    Lady Sofia, I want to be like you when I grow up!! I TRY to do that, and it last 1.376 days before I break out in a cold sweat. LoL I'm so glad there are those of you out there like that though. That's a valuable skill. As far others seeing more areas needing to be cleaned when you're home full-time, someone else will have to answer that for you. I think it might be part of your temperment. =]

    Eevee, you are so NOT alone! =]
    Keeping the weekends free so you can spend time together as a family is a great idea! And a standard procedure like that is excellent! =] That will help your kids for the rest of their lives!!

  9. Beth
    November 3, 2009 | 5:05 pm

    We have a "blended" family and therefore, all our "Stuff" is blended, too. We are trying to fit two families and their things into one home.
    We just have too much stuff but it is so difficult to determine what needs to go. It seems as though I got rid of soooo much two years ago when we married but it is just still so crowded!
    One thing I do is try to really clean one room…my favorite, our "front room"…and the bathroom downstairs. Then I try to make sure our kitchen is pretty and the island in the kitchen is cleaned off with either a basket of fruit or a flower arrangement on it. When that part of the house looks nice, it seems that I have more energy and encouragement to get other things done!
    It's those nasty stacks of stuff that gets me down,though, and I just don't seem to be able to get it done! Unfortunately, ladies, it doesn't REALLY get better when the kids get to be teenagers! (We have 4 of those critters in our house now…)It just doesn't work to toss their things in a toybox anymore!

  10. Patty Wysong
    November 3, 2009 | 5:31 pm

    I do something really similar, Beth. If I can keep the front part of the house neat (mostly decluttered and clean), I can keep my sanity. I try to keep the counters and bar clear at all times so we can work without rearranging things.

    I tried the pretty arrangement and it ended up being a clutter magnet so now I often even put away the candle once we blow it out. I miss the pretties, but not the clutter it attracts. LoL

    And you're right about the teens! I currently have three, plus a couple others and clutter is a constant issue for us.

    Maybe I need to start looking at as an opportunity to learn perseverance! LoL Ya think? =]

  11. Stacie, A Firefighter's Wife
    November 3, 2009 | 6:41 pm

    I clean house exactly like you! Also, I prioritize my cleaning, floors (because of the crawling baby), dishes, counters and laundry all come first. Dust and dust bunnies are going to be low on the totem pole.

    Great post!

  12. Patty Wysong
    November 4, 2009 | 10:08 am

    LoL Stacie, dust bunnies are pretty low on my list too–until someone other than my kids steps through my door and then those dust bunnies suddenly seem important. LoL

  13. L.H.
    January 25, 2010 | 10:42 am

    Um…okay, I do this. I didn't realize there was a "method" to my madness.

    Thanks;)

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